KDaddy, where are you?

Ok, this is getting ridiculous and I'm starting to think there are a lot of kdaddy@ handles out there who thing they have kdaddy [at] gmail [dot] com. (which they don't).

So far,  besides the photos that I've shared, I've already received:

* Geico registration for a 2008 Hummer (in NY)

* Some more dental appointment reminders (in GA)

* Now a W-9 form to work for a company that clearly does maintenance and lawn care for reposed homes.

Don't these folks realize they are missing these documents?